of course
i’m your big badass knight in shining armor
no wait that’s jon
can i be that other guy from that movie you made me watch
smoulder guy?
psh johnny’s not my knight
but if you want to, you can most definitely be smoulder guy
you’re already the smoulder guy ;)
he’s not YOUR knight
but he’s got the monopoly on knights over there
i’m good with being smoulder guy <3
as long as i don’t get a frying pan to the face, kay babe?
hahaha, yeah, but that don’t make it any lass dangerous <3
oh, you wanna play that way, huh, amada ;)
well dangerous or not I’ve got you to protect me from all the big bad people, don’t I cuore caro?
of course
i’m your big badass knight in shining armor
no wait that’s jon
can i be that other guy from that movie you made me watch
smoulder guy?
true, true
you sure the internet’s safer than rooftops, though?
hiya back, cariño <3
well I can’t exactly fall off of the internet!!
haha, two can play at that game, innamorato ;)
hahaha, yeah, but that don’t make it any lass dangerous <3
oh, you wanna play that way, huh, amada ;)
hello there!!!!
:)
hey there, pretty lady <3
what brings you around these parts?
hiya, darlin!
well, it’s the internet, and it’s not exactly like I can jump off of roofs anymore……
but right now? right now I’m here to say hey to you ;)
true, true
you sure the internet’s safer than rooftops, though?
hiya back, cariño <3
hey
it ain’t like i’m actually gonna meet the online chicks
holly’s my babe <3
just having a little fun, is all
suuuuuuuure
just fuckin with you, man
break the hearts of the entire internet you have my blessing
you heard it here first, ladies
i have express permission to break your hearts
it’s a single file line, now, girls <3
yo, what’s up, amigo?
ladies, direct your attention to this guy
best bro for life right here
unfortunately, he’s not available
so feel free to come cry to me, girls <3
i really cant believe that you would use me to pick up chi
actually i can
smooth move, holly’s other half
hey
it ain’t like i’m actually gonna meet the online chicks
holly’s my babe <3
just having a little fun, is all
Nice to meet you fine ladies and gentlemen (especially the ladies~).
Feel free to ask me anything; i’ll be busy screwing with my bro and his friends.
this right here, boys and girls, this is my right-hand man
best amigo
platonic life partnerbuddybro
and other vaguely dumb sounding things
yo, what’s up, amigo?
ladies, direct your attention to this guy
best bro for life right here
unfortunately, he’s not available
so feel free to come cry to me, girls <3
